All I ask for in 2011 is a big fat bank account and a slim body.

Please do not mix up the two like you did last year.

Amen

 

 

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

 He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.  

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

 He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

 He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

 No wait ….. sorry ….. I’m thinking of wine.

 Never mind. 

(sorry men, it was just to funny to pass up sharing)